Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash & Superior Hair Care: Because Real Men Deserve a Real Shower

Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash & Superior Hair Care: Because Real Men Deserve a Real Shower

Let’s face it—most body washes and shampoos on the market are thin, weak, and about as effective as a polite handshake. They spill down the drain faster than your last tax refund and leave you smelling like a junior high locker room. That’s why Duke Cannon is here to restore dignity to the shower routine of hardworking men everywhere.

THICK® Body Wash: More Viscosity, More Clean

Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash isn’t just another runny, watered-down excuse for soap. It’s engineered with a higher viscosity to stay on your body and work harder—because no man should have to chase his soap down the drain.

Why It’s Built for Hardworking Men:

• Stronger Formula: Sticks to your skin, not the floor.

• Legendary Scents: Smell like a midnight swim, ocean breeze, or fresh-cut timber—not the air freshener aisle.

• Massive 14 fl. oz. Size: Because real men shouldn’t settle for travel-sized nonsense.

• Gives Back to Veterans: A portion of every purchase supports U.S. military veterans.

Superior Shampoo & Conditioner: Scalp Care for Men Who Get Things Done

Hardworking men don’t have time for weak, flowery shampoo that smells like an herbal tea experiment gone wrong. Duke Cannon’s Superior Grade Scalp Care Shampoo & Conditioner are designed to invigorate, nourish, and strengthen—because a man’s hair deserves as much respect as the man himself.

What’s Inside?

• Tea Tree Oil & Menthol: Wakes you up like a morning on the mountain.

• Rice & Barley Protein: Strengthens hair like a firm handshake.

• Rosemary & Arnica Extracts: Soothes and refreshes the scalp after a long day’s work.

• No Animal Testing—Just Bad Interns.

Pick Your Signature Scent

• Midnight Swim: Lavender & sandalwood. Smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the questionable motel hot tub.

• Tea Tree: A cool, refreshing wake-up call for your scalp.

• Naval Diplomacy: Ocean air & mandarin—because nothing says “confidence” like smelling like the sea.

• Sawtooth: Alpine air & cedarwood for that rugged, outdoorsman energy.

• News Anchor Bay Rum: Island spices, cedarwood, and citrus musk—smell like a man who means business.

• News Anchor Tea Tree: Protein-packed strength with Tea Tree Oil and Menthol to keep you sharp.

Upgrade Your Shower Game

Your shower should be a refueling station, not a disappointment. Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash and Superior Hair Care line deliver serious cleansing power, unbeatable scents, and premium quality made right here in the USA.

So, ditch the wimp wash and step up to a real man’s shower. Your hair, your skin, and anyone standing near you will thank you.

Duke Cannon: Grooming Goods for Hardworking Men Who Deserve Better.