Duke Cannon’s Hirsute Man's Essentials Kit: Grooming Gear for Men Who Get Things Done

Duke Cannon’s Hirsute Man's Essentials Kit: Grooming Gear for Men Who Get Things Done

Duke Cannon doesn’t do weak grooming products. The Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit is a comprehensive grooming collection for men who value quality, functionality, and no-nonsense performance. Whether you're upgrading your shower, hair, or skincare, this kit delivers everything you need to stay sharp.

Soap & Body Care

Tactical Scrubber

A U.S. military-grade soap pouch engineered for optimal cleanliness. Enhances lather and ensures efficient use of soap.

Limited Edition WWII-era Big Ass Brick of Soap – Naval Diplomacy

A WWII-era inspired blue soap, big enough to be called Naval Diplomacy—not some weak "Ocean Force" nonsense. Refreshing open-water scent.

Big Ass Brick of Soap – Trophy Game

Notes of smoked leather and amber, celebrating fall Saturdays and hard-fought victories.

Shamrock THICK Wicked Minty Body Wash

Originally a satirical concept, now a creamy, minty powerhouse for an invigorating shower experience.

Hair Care & Styling

News Anchor 2-in-1 Hair Wash – Midnight Swim

A no-fuss shampoo and conditioner infused with sea grass and sandalwood for a fresh, clean feel.

Firm Grip Hair Gel

Maximum hold, high shine—zero tolerance for bad hair days. Alcohol-free and flake-free.

News Anchor Pomade

For a classic, camera-ready look with medium-to-strong hold and a natural matte finish.

Skincare & Protection

Trench Warfare Antiperspirant Deodorant – Superior

Maximum sweat defense with aloe vera and vitamin E. Built for long days, not off-days.

Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm

Lanolin-powered intense moisture without the greasy aftermath.

Cannon Balm 140° Tactical Lip Protectant

Tested by active-duty military personnel, built to survive 140-degree heat with SPF 30 protection.

Upgrade Your Grooming Routine

Duke Cannon builds grooming essentials that work as hard as you do. Whether it's soap, styling, or skincare, step up your game with products that get the job done.

Duke Cannon: Grooming Gear for Hardworking Men Who Deserve Better.