Because a rogue beard is one bad day from overthrowing the system!
While a well-manicured beard is a symbol of power and prestige, an unruly and disheveled beard has the potential to lead society into complete anarchy. Do your duty and maintain your beard with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Balm.
Made with superior grade ingredients like lanolin and cocoa butter
Helps moisturize and protect a man's beard and the face underneath it
With a pleasant, woodsy fragrance, like a portable Redwood forest in your pocket
