Duke Cannon’s Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit
Gimme a Head with Hair... and the gear to keep it legendary. For the man whose hairline doesn’t retreat — it advances.
This one’s for the follicle-forward fellow — the man with a mane worth maintaining, a crown worth commanding. Whether it’s a wave of thick, well-styled locks or the rugged terrain of a beard in progress, the Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit has everything you need to keep it clean, styled, and battle-ready.
Inside the kit:
Tactical Scrubber – Military-grade soap pouch built for full-body scrubbing operations.
Big A$$ Brick of Soap – Naval Diplomacy – Bold blue bar with old-school honor and sharp, crisp scent.
Shamrock THICK Body Wash – Wicked minty and shockingly real. Like Irish spring water with a caffeine kick.
Midnight Swim 2-in-1 Hair Wash – Sea grass, sandalwood, and simplified function. Shampoo and conditioner, no nonsense.
Trench Warfare Antiperspirant – Superior – Fresh water + citrus scent with maximum sweat defense.
Energizing Daily Face Wash – Citrus-charged foam that leaves your mug looking like it gives a damn.
Firm Grip Hair Gel – High-shine, max-hold, zero flakes. Like a handshake for your head.
News Anchor Pomade – Medium-to-strong hold with a natural matte finish. Built for broadcast-level confidence.
Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm – For hands that work, grip, and don’t believe in lotion that smells like cupcakes.
Cannon Balm 140° Tactical Lip Protectant – Lip defense built to survive deserts, mountaintops, and your glove compartment.
The Hirsute Man’s Essentials Kit: Because real hair, real style, and real men require real products.
