Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap – Bundle & Save
Because Real Soap Shouldn’t Fit in a Cup Holder.
You don’t wash with dainty slivers that smell like regrets and cucumber mist. You use Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap — a 10 oz. slab of tactical hygiene that’s triple-milled for superior toughness and lathers like it’s angry at dirt.
Built in the USA. Designed for hard-working men. And now available in beast-mode bundles so you can stockpile like a man who doesn't trust "low inventory" warnings.
With explosive lather, long-lasting quality, and a scent lineup that ranges from "midnight cannonball" to "oak barrel uppercut," this is the kind of soap that doesn’t just clean — it restores order.
💣 Product Specs:
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Triple-milled for durability and superior lather
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3x bigger than that sad bar your roommate uses
- Made in the USA by actual humans
- Never tested on animals — just bad interns
- 10 oz. per bar
- Rated 4.8/5 by 8,000+ hardworking humans
- A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. Veterans
🧼🔥 Funny, Gritty Tagline:
“Stockpile Soap Like You’re Preparing for the Apocalypse — Because You Are.”
💪 Bundle Names That Slap Harder Than a Soap Brick:
🧱 The Motherload
All 30 Unique Bricks
“Every scent we’ve ever made. Because variety is the spice of soap.”
🎄 The Holiday Collection
All 10 Christmas Bricks
“Smells like pine, booze, and not caring what Karen thinks.”
🎖️ The Military Collection
All 4 WWII Bricks
“WWII-era grit. Zero tolerance for weak lather.”
📈 The Popular Collection
All 6 Most-Sold Bricks
“Our best sellers. Because millions of pits can’t be wrong.”
🏞️ The Wilderness Collection
All 6 Outdoorsy Bricks
“Smells like trees, dirt, and victory.”
🤝 The ‘Trust Me on This’ Collection
All 6 Seller’s Favorites
“Handpicked by a guy who knows soap and isn't afraid to tell you.”
🥃 The Drunken Collection
All 5 Alcohol-Inspired Bricks
“Bourbon, beer, rum, and a bar tab you’ll actually enjoy.”
