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Duke Cannon's "Essentials Kit" - THICK Edition - Soap so THICK, gravity has to work overtime
Duke Cannon's "Essentials Kit" - THICK Edition - Soap so THICK, gravity has to work overtime
Duke Cannon’s Essentials Kit – THICK Edition
For men who prefer body wash... but still believe in lathering like a legend. Because thin body wash is for thin character.
This kit is for the guy who doesn’t mess around with drippy, fruity-scented gel that belongs in a teenager’s locker. THICK Body Wash is 3X thicker than the average sludge on store shelves — built to grip your skin and get the job done. Paired with Duke Cannon’s best functional grooming tools, this is everything a modern man needs to clean up without softening up.
Inside the Kit:
THICK Body Wash – Naval Diplomacy – Notes of fresh water, open air, and bergamot. Smells like global dominance.
THICK Body Wash – Midnight Swim – Sea grass and sandalwood. Smells like a moonlit cannonball, not motel chlorine.
THICK Body Wash – Shamrock Mint – Creamy, wickedly minty, and surprisingly real. Like Irish ice water for your torso.
2-in-1 Hair Wash – Bay Rum – Island spice, cedarwood, and citrus musk to make your noggin a tropical powerhouse.
Midnight Swim Antiperspirant Deodorant – Heavy-duty sweat defense with that same aquatic swagger.
Cannon Balm 140° Tactical Lip Protectant – Built for extreme heat, harsh sun, and battlefield glove compartments.
Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm (Tube) – Industrial-strength moisture that leaves hands feeling like hands, not glazed donuts.
The Essentials Kit – THICK Edition:
For men who demand density, durability, and damn good scent.
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